oh man 15 people on my blog? let’s see who’s from where.
oh man that’s so cool! someone from a different continent! let’s see from where in africa!
wait. that doesn’t look like land.
holy shit are you ok?
did u no feminists shapeshift when hit on unwantedly?
yep we go from hotties with nice asses/tits to ‘fat dykes’ in under 2.4 seconds
I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies.